

MoS Pt 9 Nightmares+ChocolatesDisclaimer: I do not own Naruto, and this idea was given to me by gothgirl-narutofan. Thanks alot!MoS Pt 9 Nightmares+Chocolates
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Nightmares and Chocolates
It was a strangely normal morning at Konoha, our favorite knuckleheaded ninja was just waking up. As he went to the bathroom to relieve himself, he noticed something was missing.
Naruto: Ahhhh! Where is it!?
Naruto: looking at the mirror I look my Oiroke no Jutsu!(1) 'cept my hair's red, weird.
As he pondered what he was going to do, he resisted the urge to feel himself up.
Naruto: M


MoS Pt 8 Secret AdmirerDisclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto, blah, blah, blah. You know the drill. Big thanks to ChibiSkitty-donna for the idea!MoS Pt 8 Secret Admirer
Chapter 8: Secret Admirer
Sasuke: Oooo, look what I got. A letter from a secret admirer in the mail today. It smells like tomatoes, and it's in a blood red envelope. My favorite color: blood.
Naruto: Well whooptido, you got a letter, wooooee... Probably from one of your emo friends, so who gives a crap?
Sasuke: Shhh. Listen to what it says, listen.
"Dear Sasuke, how I longed to speak these words that rain from my heart through endless patterns of longing a


MoS Pt 7 What?Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, and this idea belongs to gothgirl-narutofan, I'm just utilizing it.MoS Pt 7 What?
Chapter 7: What?
Shino: Dad? Can I ask you something?
Shibi (Shino's Dad): Sure? What is it?
Shino: Well, there's this girl that I like, but she might get creeped out by my bugs, what should I do?
Shibi:(surprised) That's easy, son! Just use this book. Hands Shino a book titled "How to get a girl to like you: a guide for creepy guys"
Shino: Will this really work?
Shibi: Of course, it's how I met your mother.
Shino's mother: Don't remind me!


MoS Pt 6 The WalletDisclaimer: I dont own anything, okay? That being said, Im going to leave you to your nonsense. Plays Pokémon Pearl Just leave me alone!MoS Pt 6 The Wallet
Chapter 6: The Wallet
Kakuzu: Of wow look at this I found a wallet whats better than finding a wallet huh huh??...huh??...finding a wallet with money in it!
Kakuzu: Maybe theres money ah wa wa wa wa.
Kakuzu: Theres like six hundred dollars in here woohoo haha.
Kakuzu: Im a rich ninja I'm a freaking rich ninja, man!
Kakuzu: Woooooo rich ninja.
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I pity you who understand nothing.
There is nothing that isn't important!
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Hate me not for the plotlines I weave, but for the cliffhangers that precede me
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My Inner it wants to have the control of my mind If it does, we will be lost O_O
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My answer to the Davos Question: Give hugs and kisses whenever you can. The world needs more love and today may be your last chance.
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Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.
-Thoreau
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If you hadn't met me, I'd be fine on my own, baby, I never felt so lonely, then you came along, so now what should I do? I'm strung out, addicted to you...
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